so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
This is so accurate it hurts my soul.
I have never seen something so accurate before
The male side of tumblr must be so traumatized right now
They should be
The number one thing pro-lifers forget about in their arguments:
- The pregnant person.
I just started seeing a new girl and I have to say I like her a lot and I probably will be with her for a very long time
Haha thanks I cant even believe how lucky I am it took me completely by surprise.
Stop making random letters bold fuckhead
You are right and it wont happen again Im a little tired and im completely sorry I understand your frustration.
This is my favorite thing on tumblr.
The best thing you will see all day: Jaynes Mansfield home on Sunset Boulevard circa 1960. Floor to ceiling shag carpets, heart-shaped swimming pools and pink EVERYTHING. My dream home. LIFE Photographer Allan Grant got to follow this sex symbol around as she gave a tour of her “Pink Palace”.